Miss Fay: "Okay! Those wrasslin' guys are gonna be here soon! I want everybody set up by their trailers! This is gon' be awesome!" Miss Fay, the manager of the Robert E Lee Trailer Park and resident of trailer number one shouts directions and points her fingers in all kinds of directions in an attempt to get everyone settled for at least a few moments. After walking around the trailer park and checking to make sure everyone is okay, she takes a seat on her green and white striped lawn chair underneath her yellow umbrella... you know... to block the sun.
Bubba: "Mama! When they gon' be here?"
Tina: "Stop askin' mama so many dang questions Bubba! They gon' be here when they get here!"
Miss Fay: "Listen to yer sister Bubba! Dang it! Every time somebody new comes around here you gotta ask a billion dang questions!"
If you can't tell, and hadn't paid attention to the beginning of this match, Tina and Bubba are siblings that live in the second trailer next to their mother, Miss Fay. Bubba, clad in his blue jeans that have been cut in to shorts with a flannel vest throws an arm over his sister, who is wearing a swim suit top and a pair of Daisy Duke's. Now, before you get any ideas on taking a trip to Hickville in Virginia, you might want to pay more attention to her. Tina's rolls of lard bellows over her skin tight shorts. Her hairy lip makes it almost impossible to kiss her... unless you're her brother.
Fido: "BARK! WOOF! RUFF!"
Timothy: "Dang it Fido! Shut the hell up before I feed ya to the damn pigs!"
The cousin of Miss Fay kicks at the apparently rabid dog. He downs one of the Budweisers and throws the bottle against the three thus shattering it instantly. Regardless of your opinion on the guy, one good impactful punch would knock you out with ease, if not permanently give you brain damage. The guy is huge, and uses it to his advantage on a regular basis. He is going to be the guy running around with his shirt off and two beer bottles in his hands.
Jason: "Bow! Tonight... we're gettin' ****ED UP! WHOOOOOO!"
Hector: "¿Dónde el infierno es la cocaína?"
Jason: "I told you I don't have any damn coke, Hector! If you're not going to enjoy the free beer then go home! Or go ask Jermaine if he has any..."
Jason is the college kid that lives in the fourth trailer. Hector? He's just a random Mexican. He's also one of the regulars that go to Jason's trailer for reasons involving drug use and partying with scandily clad white girls. After all, if you have cocaine, the white girls will come. It's general knowledge... not to mention the current heroin epidemic that has been sweeping the Richmond area for quite some time now.
Miss Dot: "The Indians are coming to ruin my plants! Those bastards!"
Tyrone: "Dot, ain't no motha ****in' Indians 'round dis bitch. You need to chill da **** out and hit dis blunt ya heard me?"
Miss Dot follows the orders of the large black man... possibly in fear, or just for the simple fact that as stated before, she is a habitual marijuana smoker. After doing so, she waters her plants (that are now dead due to a mix-up about a week ago when she poured Pepsi Max in the soil as opposed to water or plant treatment.
Paige: "Jon Jon, can you please not smoke so many cigarettes around me? It hurts my nose!"
Jonathon: "What the **** did you just say to me?"
His menacing prowess frightens her. Her head hangs low while he continues to smoke his Kool filter cigarette. Snorting a line of cocaine to take off the extra load, he lifts his head up. The sinus drip temporarily renders him motionless as he tries to swallow the remaining powder in his throat.
Miss Fay: "Here come the cars! Now ya'll get in ya'll's positions and get ready for the wrasslin' match!"