Stuntman Colt Calhoun: "I hate this back and forth stuff..."
Ben Stonewall: "SCC, the only thing I can derive from this is that you're jealous of them."
Stuntman Colt Calhoun: "Why would I be jealous? I'm the greatest wrassler ever. Seriously. Check the record books. It's documented."
Ben Stonewall: "Where is your Bar Room Brawl championship?"
Stuntman Colt Calhoun: "Getting polished for whenever I feel like entering a tournament."
Ben's mouth closed quickly as the two directed their attention to the top of the cage, where both men were hanging on with their upper strength. Chain got to the bottom first, but was met with Amp taking the quicker way down and landing a twisting plancha. Their bodies crashed against the cage, and then again against the ground. Both men stunned, dazed, and in pain, got cheered as they made it to the second part of the match.
Ben Stonewall: "Here comes the good stuff! Now they have access to weapons conveniently placed under the ring!"
Stuntman Colt Calhoun: "Okay... for the record, that plancha was juicy."
Ben Stonewall: "That it was! And I can only expect the match to get ten times more interesting!"
Stuntman Colt Calhoun: "While these dolts are on the ground, let me give a shout out to Ashton Kutcher, Seth Rogan, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Sarah Palin. Sarah, I have documents that you uhhh..." *shifty eyes* "...haven't signed yet. Get to my office ASAP to fix it."
Ben Stonewall: "You're kind of creepy, Colt..."
The useless banter and filler was quickly halted as both men appeared to have made it to their feet. The Master of the Shockwave initiated his ability to move quickly and threw an elbow in to Jay's jaw which sent him reeling with his back against the door frame. An irish whip was cut short, as Chain used the steel steps to break his fall.
Stuntman Colt Calhoun: "Can we get some more high flying action? You don't see much of it these days..."
Ben Stonewall: "Have you paid any attention to the design of the match? SOMEONE is getting hurt tonight!"
Stuntman Colt Calhoun: "I hope neither one of them comes flying through our table... that would be extremely cliche'."
Ben Stonewall: "I wouldn't put it past this style of match to happen though, Colt. Both men have been in this type of cage before, with the roof on it, so I'm sure both of them know an effective way to inflict some pain."
Stuntman Colt Calhoun: "I sure hope so. The punches and kicks are getting kinda boring."