By this time the hallucinogen had worn off for a few moments. The sword had turned back in to a pool stick and my Shogun Samurai armor had been reduced to that of a sock and a tuxedo vest that I obviously equipped prior to leaving the hotel Perry and I had been staying in. The Night Bringer took it upon herself to grab the nearest object to use as a weapon -- which was a stapler. This caused me much pain a few moments later.
Demonica Vile: "What the **** would make you hit me with a pool stick!?"
"I thought you were a vampire!", I pleaded. "I swear!"
Demonica Vile: "You don't just hit people with ****!"
She hooked another staple in to my forehead... at this point making me woozy and seemingly unable to continue with our contest. One of the insurance salesmen tossed her a letter opener to apparently increase the amount of blood flow that had been going around the office. She used it immediately, shanking me in the arm and slicing me open. As the liquid flowed down my arm, I looked up at her with a horrific glare.
I used a finger to wipe the blood. "Do you see this?", I questioned her. Of course she saw it. She did it to me. I wanted to reiterate what she had just done, though, just to see if I could get any kind of reaction out of her. Either that, or distract her.
Just before I could continue, a mail cart came from behind me and took me off of my legs. Luckily enough, I flipped backwards in to it. Unluckily though, my head broke the handle on top of said wheeled mail carrying device.
The unicorn scooped me up with ease. Demonica seemed to hover in the air as if she had the power to defy gravity. It was truly an odd situation... maybe the weirdest I had ever been in. Of course, the jousting stick that was lodged in my hands didn't hurt.
"En guarde!", I shouted at the she-beast. If there was anything that I was going to be able to do to overcome the spawn of Satan, I was going to do it. Her claws grew, however. "This is it! The archangel versus Lucifer herself! Giddy-up, Pegasus!"
I didn't know another name for a unicorn, so I just picked the first one that came to my head. It seemed to work, as Pegasus flapped it's wings and moved faster and faster towards The Night Bringer. I ended up getting a good one in and jabbed Demonica in the sternum with the jousting stick... but Pegasus didn't stop.
"PEGASUS!", I shouted. I didn't know if unicorns were supposed to have ears, or if they did, if they could hear out of them, but this one was obviously deaf. It didn't listen to a word I said, and ended up using it's magical unicorn powers to transport to another dimension while I went head first in to a window panel. It cracked and luckily for me, did not shatter. I'd be one dead Shogun Samurai if it would have. "AHHHH!", I screamed. "SAVE ME!"
Her claws were still extended, and I was on the ground amongst some debris from a few broken desks and knocked over lamps. She rapidly ripped away at my face with her demon nails, clawing away every half second. It was safe to say that I had no possibility of making it out alive.